mom: hey honey i’m home, i hope you’ve had a nice couple of days- have you been sitting by your computer this entire time
showed this to my mom she was like “no u look way worse than that by the time i find you”
Zander's Tumblr in which mystical things occur.
If somehow you become offended, then you must not have a sense of humor, because that's not supposed to happen. Yeah.
Listening to music older than you are
Listening to only Top 40 Hits
Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about
Bashing someone for their taste in music
Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice
everytime this post comes back an angel gets its wings
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home